honey bunches of taint.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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