If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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