Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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