I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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