why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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