I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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