There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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