you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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