You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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