"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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