Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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