the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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