Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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