It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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