We're facebook friends in real life
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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