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U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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