oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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