Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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