Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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