trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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