Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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