Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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