i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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