didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
vagina is talking i cant
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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