Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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