think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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