I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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