Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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