honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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