Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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