kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
