Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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