What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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