Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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