i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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