i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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