Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize