Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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