You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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