She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize