We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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