Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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