Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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