its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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