yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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