Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I supernannyed him into submission
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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