Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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