she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
