they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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