oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
