It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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