just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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