just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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