do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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