oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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