why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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