TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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